How to get ahead in oral sex? (Sorry, had to.) Get yourself a male masturbator that feels like a warm, Easy Bake oven for your penis, and throw down for a luxury Swedish sex toy that’s basically a Rube Goldberg machine for combined clitoral and G-spot orgasms. The best oral sex toy tinkerers are out there, doing the work to improve your orgasms all the time. All we have to do is keep a horny eye on the horizon for the latest incarnations of beloved, cult-fave vibrators by brands like Lovehoney, Satisfyer, and Fleshlight. Luckily, we’re really good at it [fluffs Liberator Wedge] and have literally nothing else to do except electrocute ourselves. Anyways.
Next to the Hitachi Magic Wand, it’s the vibrators that feel like real oral sex that become iconic (looking at you, Satisfyer Pro 2). It’s pretty magical how modern brands have figured out so many ways to emulate all the licking, sucking, and massaging that blows our minds, no matter which body we’re operating in. So, consider the following breakdown of the best oral sex toys, including strokers, pumpers, and clitoral tap dancers, to be like the vibrator version of Avengers, because every player deserves its own blockbuster film; some are multitaskers, while others are modeled after actual porn stars’ mouths. All will make you go, Alexa, stick out your tongue and play Marvin Gaye.
You like the classics
Nothing wrong with that. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is one of the most-beloved clitoral vibes out there, with over 34,000 reviews on Amazon saying it feels like really good oral sex. What makes it so different from its first incarnation? An even silkier silicone material, and a scooped tip with 11 levels of signature Pressure Wave suction. It’s on sale right now, too, so go see what all the fuss is about.
For a thick penis
Guests will just think this is a Dustbuster, so leave it up on the cleaning shelf. (Also, why hasn’t Dyson ventured into sex toys? They’d kill it.) Satisfyer is here to save the day with their penal answer to that iconic clitoral vibe. “This was my boyfriend’s first [penis sleeve] in many ways,” writes one reviewer about, “He had a rather thick member and I was concerned it would be uncomfortable for him… All I have heard since I gifted him this toy is nothing but how good it feels.” It’s waterproof, rechargeable, and is touted as super easy to clean with the interchangeable sleeve.
Your first foray outside of Satisfyer
If you’re looking to add another clitoral stimulator into the rotation, head to brands like Womanizer or Dame (we’ll get to the latter in a minute); the former makes easy-to-use clitoral toys out of a soft silicone that will last, but don’t cost over a hundo. IMO, it’s the tapered shape of this baby and the two button use feature that makes it a star; who wants to fumble around tons of settings when they’re just trying to get off in peace?
The (literally) hot new Lovehoney penis sleeve
The new Blowmotion penis sleeve coddles your member in temperatures of up to 107 degrees Fahrenheit, so your spank sesh feels like a pseudo-spa trip. It’s totally waterproof, and powered by not one, but three motors and eight vibration speeds—more than any mere mortal’s mouth could ever do. “The temperature setting works like a charm and feel[s] amazing with lube,” writes one reviewer, “Definitely worth the price.”
So that’s why they called it, “A Streetcar Named Desire.” The Stella textured vibrator by Better Love has a 5-star rating on Ella Paradis, with one reviewer saying “it’s literally the perfect amount of stimulation and gesture to make me scream. I pushed over all my toys in my top drawer to the side and gave Stella the best seat in the house.” If you’re into a little more texture and a flicking tongue, this three-speed demon is for perfect.
The hottest selling Fleshlights
These are just flying off the shelves at Lovehoney and Amazon, and is designed to imitate three different aspects of oral sex: lips, throat, and tongue. Fleshlight toys are storied masters of imitating IRL oral, and these sleeves are also made of a transparent plastic for your viewing pleasure/aquarium solo role play.
The one I travel with
They don’t call it “Aer” for nothing, baby. This breezy, lightweight clitoral vibrator comes to you from the folks at Dame, a woman-owned and engineered sex toy company that puts quality design at the forefront of their highly aesthetic vibrators. Aer holds a charge for what feels like forever, is easy to clean, super quiet, and comes in a really cool tie-dye travelling pouch. It’s my most low-maintenance vibrator, by far, and also one of the easiest for maneuvering around your clitoris because it’s so lightweight. Plus, it’s great to take on vacation.
The travel-sized Satisfyer
If you’re a tried and true Satisfyer stan, the brand has also released a palm-sized clitoral toy designed to be taken on the road, in the plane, or wherever you horny adventures may take you. The small but mighty vibe has 11 settings, is completely waterproof, and has a magnetic closure for easy packing.
LELO’s latest luxury clitoral G-spot combo vibe
LELO truly blessed us when they launched this stunning Gonzo nose of a vibrator called the Enigma. As a dual G-spot/clitoral stimulator, the Enigma looks like it’s slated to give the Womanizer Duo a run for its money in design, its sonic air pressure use (so it stimulates the clitoris without actually touching it), and “monster jam orgasms,” as Rec Room’s Angel Kilmister wrote in her review of the vibe.
The incognito penis sleeve
Is it an oral sex toy, or a swanky bluetooth speaker? No one, except for those in-the-horny-know, will be able to tell the difference between a piece of svelte high tech equiment and this five-star rated peen machine. “Does about the same thing [as a Fleshlight],” writes one reviewer, “I take it on trips too and does not raise flags at TSA. They think it’s a speaker I guess. haha.”
Pump it up
The prominent pump attachments set this baby by Fantasy For Her apart—they almost look like little astronaut helmets. If the pumping element of the clitoral vibe experience is a big turn-on for you, this toy is going to be your jam; the little pink tongue attached to it can also be swapped out for one with ribbed texture, and the entire toy doubles as a G-spot stimulator, too.
This floating porn star mouth
Add it to the list of some of weirdest sex toys we’ve seen, although nothing beats those knock-off Vajankles. This masturbator is molded from a soft but firm plastic from the lips of porn star Vicky Vette, and sucks you off with three speeds and four patterns.
The best G-spot and oral sex toy
The Womanizer Duo is another multi-tasking champ, because it will stimulate your clitoris with gentle air pressure technology and target your G-spot with its dildo. There’s a setting combo for everyone on this baby, what with 10 vibrational modes and 12 intensity levels, and we can tell you from experience it’s one of the quietest vibrators you’ll ever own. “If you get this, get ready to level up your O’s” writes one Amazon reviwer of the toy, “If your previous O’s were a Honda your new O’s are going to be a private jet.”
Now that we’ve covered enough head, let’s talk toes over in the foot fetish section…
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