Something fun to cleanse the palate during a slow holiday news week. Who wins in a battle between corporate shills and catastrophist grifters?
Tough call. You’ll get much, much higher quality products from the left-wing sponsors. But at least the right-wing ones don’t rely on slave labor.
And they don’t come served with a side of hypocrisy. The guy selling you “America First dirt” supports the company selling that dirt with every fiber of his being.
Plus, you can roll around in the dirt in the assurance that it’s 100 percent made in the USA.
The comedian playing the liberal host here does a mean Fauci impression, by the way. I’ve tacked that on below as a bonus.
Right Wing Sponsors vs Left Wing Sponsors pic.twitter.com/sPDK5mfsZU
— Ryan Long (@ryanlongcomedy) December 27, 2021
Important Dr. Fauci update: pic.twitter.com/xTePKmeOBk
— Tyler Fischer (@TyTheFisch) May 3, 2021